Describe your last poop using a movie title.

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OMG. Best status ever.

I've got so many ideas from movies made in 2011:

Because you know, it can be.

Oh and sometimes...

you know when it gets too long, it

hahaha, sorry if you don't get it. Both these films star Bradley Cooper, sort of explains why they're so crappy no? :P

When "number 2" is nowhere close in describing your dilemma.

When you know you've eaten too much spinach. 

Tell me when it sparkles, we shall name it Twilight.

Replace the hyphen with "Cree".

This movie is now a psychological thriller where an unexpected first class mishap forces 9 plane passengers to don Hazmat suits to prevent Salmonella. The woman in white is just crazy.

 When you check for signs of life before flushing.

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